Wednesday, September 17, 2008

On being Polish.

So, as I'm looking at the picture in my 28 weeks post, I'm wondering what is up with my nose. What's taken me so long to notice my side profile is whack? Of course I could blame my Father...he is after all, 100% Polish.


Could he be next?
Looks like he's a little worried to me.


Here is another side view...at least the fabulous scarf Bethany made me looks cute.

I realize my Father cannot be blamed for happening to be 100% Polish, making me 50%. I've found that a good portion of us Polish folks have some interesting Smellers.

Besides the 'Glamour shots' like pose...the lady isn't so bad.


Could these be my long lost Uncles? Poland is ruled by twins. The left is president Lech Kaczynski, elected in 2005, and the right is prime minister Jaroslaw.
It's hard to see the schnoz on this chickita, but look closely...oh yeah, she's Polish.
I gotta say though...I'm lovin' those pink pumps.


Or maybe someday I'll look like this...

...and I have a sneaky suspicion she has no teeth. (pray for Justin in our later years my friends :)
Woe is me.

8 comments:

Ashleigh said...

Anne, you're beautiful! Not to mention, funny. This was a very humorous post.

By the way, I have to admit I've never been crazy about my profile and I don't have any Polish blood.

Dad said...

Really Anne, get a sniff of this !

http://www.misspoloniacalifornia.com/

OK never mind. I hope this is the last time you'll be bringing up, shall we say sensitive subjects. XOXOX

Megan said...

honestly, when i was in poland, i swear i saw that woman. and 78 other women just like her.

i think it's all the kielbasa.

Megan

Chad said...

you are nuts! your nose is fine...don't start looking into plastic surgery! the old lady is actually kind of cute, so you will be lucky to look like her! the teeth thing is another issue! peace!

Bethany said...

You are hilarious!!!! I think you are beautiful too. Hey noses are funny things when you think about it. I hate mine when I smile with teeth my nose widens by about 3 times. Scary. I also have a Nelly nose....yup it has a little ski jump off the end.

LAYLA BLISS said...

its going to be fun for sure ;) thank you so much!

Sarah said...

This was hysterical! I am also part Polish, so I'm sure that made it even funnier to me...and scared me even more, too! Just kidding. :) Thanks for the laugh though. And the other comments about this made me laugh.

MSPSA said...

But if you wear pink pumps, no one will even notice your nose...