Quotes from world renown swine flu expert : my husband, Justin:
"People are coming to me for supplies. You should see my desk, face masks, rubber gloves, sanitizer. I'm set."
" At lunch I told everybody to wash their hands! Sneezing and snot everywhere! If everyone was serious about washing their hands, and take this pandemic seriously, we'd be golden!"
"I've become a champion on opening doors with my butt. If I had no arms, I'd already be an expert."